Yikes Planet

Texting While Driving

2010-10-06T19:43:00.000-07:00

The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite. ~Thomas Sowell

Internet And E-mail

2010-10-06T19:37:00.000-07:00

The new information technology... Internet and e-mail... have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. ~Peter Drucker

No More War!

2010-04-06T21:28:00.000-07:00

Together we must learn how to compose differences, not with arms, but with intellect and decent purpose. ~Dwight D. Eisenhower

Anyone Can Drive A Mac

2010-04-06T21:19:00.000-07:00

Never ask what sort of computer a guy drives. If he's a Mac user, he'll tell you. If not, why embarrass him? ~Tom Clancy

Let's Exercise!

2010-04-06T21:09:00.000-07:00

Those who think they have not time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have to find time for illness. ~Edward Stanley

You See That?

2010-04-06T21:02:00.000-07:00

Women really do rule the world. They just haven't figured it out yet. When they do, and they will, we're all in big big trouble. ~Doctor Leon

PS3 Has No Game

2010-04-06T20:36:00.000-07:00

The PS3 is not a game machine. ~Ken Kutaragi

Good Night And Lots of Sweet Dreams

2010-04-04T11:34:00.000-07:00

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep. ~Dale Carnegie

Evil Genius

2010-04-04T11:28:00.000-07:00

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. ~Albert Einstein

Cat Scared Of Fat Lady

2010-04-04T11:24:00.000-07:00

I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people. ~Lloyd Kaufman

Coke Ad

2010-04-04T11:19:00.000-07:00

I know I'm fat and I know my hair is straight, but I can sing. ~Kate Smith

Mcdonald's Ad

2010-04-04T11:10:00.000-07:00

The devil has put a penalty on all things we enjoy in life. Either we suffer in health or we suffer in soul or we get fat. ~Albert Einstein

Escape

2010-03-31T08:22:00.000-07:00

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. ~Sydney Harris

Video Conferencing

2010-03-31T08:08:00.000-07:00

The number one benefit of information technology is that it empowers people to do what they want to do. It lets people be creative. It lets people be productive. It lets people learn things they didn't think they could learn before, and so in a sense it is all about potential. ~Steve Ballmer

This Is Not A Door!

2010-03-31T07:59:00.000-07:00

If you want to reach a goal, you must "see the reaching" in your own mind before you actually arrive at your goal. ~Zig Ziglar

A Happy Judge

2010-03-31T07:47:00.000-07:00

Judge a tree from its fruit; not from the leaves. ~Euripides

Boxing Cat

2010-03-31T07:41:00.000-07:00

To be a great champion you must believe you are the best. If you're not, pretend you are. ~Muhammad Ali

Love Is Nothing In Tennis

2010-03-29T21:31:00.000-07:00

You can almost hear the silence as they battle it out. ~Dan Maskell

Rugby World Cup

2010-03-29T21:27:00.000-07:00

After an All-Blacks surprise loss to the French in the 1999 Rugby World Cup: "The French are predictably unpredictable." ~Andrew Mehrtens.

Where Is The Golf Course?

2010-03-29T21:16:00.000-07:00

I don't need to know where the green is. Where is the golf course? ~Babe Ruth

Boxing Giant

2010-03-29T21:13:00.000-07:00

I'm going to eat his children. ~Mike Tyson

The Art of Kissing

2010-03-29T21:08:00.000-07:00

If hockey fights were fake, you would see me in more of them. ~Rod Gilbert

O'oh

2010-03-29T21:06:00.000-07:00

I never really read superhero stuff as a kid. ~Alison Bechdel

Anxiety Girl!

2010-03-29T21:03:00.000-07:00

I think you just have to appreciate who you are and hopefully they can see what a superhero is about. ~Lucy Liu

Airport Security Tightened

2010-03-29T20:57:00.000-07:00

Airline travel is hours of boredom interrupted by moments of stark terror. ~Al Boliska

Female Superheroes

2010-03-29T20:53:00.000-07:00

We've always been ready for female superheroes. Because women want to be them and men want to do them. ~Famke Janssen

Super Fat Woman

2010-03-29T20:45:00.000-07:00

If there's one thing I've learned, it's to never ask a woman if she's pregnant. But if you do, by all means, never follow it up with, "Are you sure?" ~Greg Peacock

Technology Change Our World

2010-03-29T20:38:00.000-07:00

We're changing the world with technology. ~Bill Gates

Tech Support Made Easy

2010-03-29T20:37:00.000-07:00

Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software. ~Arthur C. Clarke

Pizza Delivery

2010-03-29T20:28:00.000-07:00

It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are. ~Clive James

Knocking On Heaven's Door

2010-03-29T20:18:00.000-07:00

Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it. ~Max Frisch

F1 for HELP

2010-03-29T20:13:00.000-07:00

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. ~Pablo Picasso

Allowance

2010-03-27T17:30:00.000-07:00

Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. ~J. Paul Getty

Money Isn't Everything

2010-03-27T17:23:00.000-07:00

Money may be the husk of many things but not the kernel. It brings you food, but not appetite; medicine, but not health; acquaintance, but not friends; servants, but not loyalty; days of joy, but not peace or happiness. ~Henrik Ibsen

Double Your Money

2010-03-27T17:22:00.000-07:00

To make a million, start with $900,000. ~Morton Shulman

Because of Money

2010-03-27T17:18:00.000-07:00

Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it. ~Anonymous

Work For Money

2010-03-27T17:09:00.000-07:00

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. ~Spike Milligan.

Professional Cheerleader

2010-03-22T08:47:00.000-07:00

The competition is so fierce once you become an adult. I'll probably move on to something else. ~Jodie Sweetin

Your Dirty Mind

2010-03-22T08:43:00.000-07:00

I think I am an adult. ~Jacqueline Bisset

I Just Love The Way That Women Talk

2010-03-22T08:37:00.000-07:00

I certainly feel that an adult woman has a right to determine what happens to her life and body. ~Calvin Klein

Dutch Driving Theory Test

2010-03-22T08:35:00.000-07:00

Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race. ~H. G. Wells

A Time for Thinking About Being Old

2010-03-22T08:28:00.000-07:00

Dad was the only adult male I ever trusted. ~Michael Reagan

Holy Cow!

2010-03-19T21:01:00.000-07:00

The cow is nothing but a machine which makes grass fit for us people to eat. ~John McNulty

The Barber Shop

2010-03-19T20:51:00.000-07:00

By trying often the monkey learns to jump from the tree. ~African Proverb

Cats Do Care

2010-03-19T20:44:00.000-07:00

If cats could talk, they wouldn't. ~Nan Porter

Your Tail Says Yes!

2010-03-19T20:40:00.000-07:00

A dog wags its tail with its heart. ~ Martin Buxbaum

Flying Cat

2010-03-19T20:36:00.000-07:00

Aerodynamically, the bumble bee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumble bee doesn't know it so it goes on flying anyway. ~ Mary Kay Ash

100 Years Of Smoking

2010-03-16T19:30:00.000-07:00

Fortunately, there’s more than one way to quit smoking. . .the catch is you must choose wisely to become smoke-free. ~Arthur A. Hawkins

Superheroes Inside The Subway Train

2010-03-16T19:24:00.000-07:00

The fundamental of a superhero is the guy in tights saving innocent people from bad things. It's amazing how infrequently that seems to happen in superhero comics these days. ~Frank Miller

I Got The Ball

2010-03-16T19:22:00.000-07:00

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. ~Ted Williams

American Football Scandals

2010-03-16T19:10:00.000-07:00

Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that. ~Bill Shankly

Today's Generations

2010-03-16T19:07:00.000-07:00

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. ~Andrew Brown

What's your Address?

2010-03-16T19:06:00.000-07:00

The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow. ~Bill Gates

Smoking Kills

2010-03-16T18:40:00.000-07:00

Once you are hooked, smoking is harder to quit then heroin. ~Loni Anderson

Quit Smoking

2010-03-16T18:16:00.000-07:00

Sooner or later, everyone stops smoking. ~Unknown Author

Street Fighter

2010-03-16T18:04:00.000-07:00

A clenched fist speaks louder than a hundred words. ~Ryu

Peeing!

2010-03-14T07:11:00.000-07:00

You can observe a lot just by watching. ~Yogi Berra

The Fastest Time Ever Run

2010-03-14T07:04:00.000-07:00

That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record. ~David Coleman

Zoom Function

2010-03-14T06:57:00.000-07:00

Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain. ~J.K. Rowling

Understanding Computer Technology

2010-03-14T06:51:00.000-07:00

It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity. ~Albert Einstein

Ouch

2010-03-10T07:33:00.000-08:00

Show me a guy whos afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time. ~Lou Brock

Surgery Rooms

2010-03-08T07:20:00.000-08:00

The Return Of Ultraman!

2010-03-05T19:17:00.000-08:00

I think you just have to appreciate who you are and hopefully they can see what a superhero is about. ~Lucy Liu

Monkey Man

2010-03-04T07:20:00.000-08:00

If me and King Kong went into an alley, only one of us would come out. And it wouldn't be the monkey. ~Lyle Alzado

Smokers Are Morons

2010-03-04T07:10:00.001-08:00

One thousand people stop smoking every day - by dying. ~Author Unknown

The Danger Of Smoking

2010-03-04T07:09:00.002-08:00

Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs. ~Author Unknown

Coolness

2010-03-04T07:09:00.001-08:00

"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject." Winston Churchill